taking down words

Caption Fun: Now Go Out And Get Yourself Some Big Black Frames

Caption Fun: Let's Forget The Past, The Future Looks Bright Ahead

It's been so long since a good photo of the Guv showed up online. Thank you, Indianapolis Star, for dredging up this bee-yoot. Have at it, Elvis fans.

Lost In Translation: Your Chance To Put Words Straight Into The Guv's Ear

Look! The Guv! He's listening! (Have a little caption fun, would you?)

Udder Madness: First Lady Wins Cow-Milking Contest At The State Fair

There was a contest at the Indiana State Fair today in which local celebrities competed against one another to see who could get the most milk out of a cow in one minute. (Yes, it would have been much easier to bill it as a Celebrity Milking Contest, but think about the many ways that could be misinterpreted.)

Anyway, WRTV brings us a slideshow with photos from the event and news of its winner. You may caption at will, but you must be nice.

Trolls, kindly take note: The First Lady's staff publicized her appearance at this event. Stepping into the spotlight can sometimes feel like stepping into a pile of something else.

Caption Fun: How Big Was That Three-Eyed Fish You Caught In Lake Michigan?

For a little levity, add your own caption:

Angry Mob: They're Mad As Hell (Or At Least Mad Enough To Teabag The Canal)

For those of you who actually understood yesterday's teabagging joke, a photo of 500 attention-starved taxpayers to play with:

Question for the masses, especially the trolls: What, exactly, did this accomplish?

Kibbles And Bits Of Caption Fun: Guv Seeks To Mend Canine Fences

Given the Guv's past problems with pups, TDW thought it would be appropriate to let you know that he's apparently embarked on a Canine Outreach Tour to rectify his relationship with man's best friend.

Off camera: Secretary of State Todd Rokita waits in the wings to register Eleanor to vote. Hey, the GOP needs all the help it can get.

Boot To The Head: Stock Image Kids Practice Their Skills On The Guv

And finally, your Friday Photo Fun, which, to be honest, was cropped from an image in the Guv's online gallery.

Caption Fun: Two Burtons, One "In God We Trust" Plate, Endless Giggles

God, grant TDW the serenity to accept the things she cannot change, courage to change the things she can, and the wisdom to post the rest under "Caption Fun" and call it a day.

Have at it, friends.

Around The Block: In Memory Of The Lite Guv's Not-So-Classy Ethanol Vehicle

In honor of the Lite Guv's apparent decision to retire her donated Tahoe, TDW heads back to September 2005 for a touch of reprised photo fun: